Are any Avant-rock bands in the Philly region looking for an experienced krimpet player? If so, I am your guy. I have over 10 years of experience in pre-creme filled krimpet, and have been dabbling in creme-filled since it became available a few years ago. I believe my skills would be best suited in a band looking to push performance and composition boundaries, but values traditional elements of rhythm and texture. If you’d like to check out a sampling of my demo’s, scan my QR code below for direct access to my (insert streaming platform here). If you’re interested in the krimpet, you can snag one of the attached coupons for a BOGO deal on all Tastykake products at ACME valid until (insert date here). Rock on!
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