“GAHHH” exclaimed the worm. “GAHHHHH”. The worm was upset. For years, the worm had been put to work doing all sorts of tasks for the other worms. He would carry their dirt, he would feed them lunch, he would take their notes, and complete most other tasks difficult for a worm to do. “GWAHWHH”. The worm was the only one in his colony with hands. This made him a very effective asset. “GHHHHAAAAHHH” said the worm. He had no time to focus on his passion for Jeopardy trivia because he was consistently working for others. He wanted nothing more than to study for Jeopardy. After doing his colony’s laundry one day, he knew what he needed to do. He gathered up the two of the other members of the colony and played an episode of Jeopardy for them. They loved it! They had never seen a TV before. They asked him “can you change the channel?”. He responded “GHHHGGAJHH”. The worm was mute.
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